I swear...

I really don't want a dog.

Ed-Night...

ain't no place for kids.

Geert Wilders..

Must not like colors.

Queens...

of the scene.

Plants need...

watering.

This dude...

threw his drink at me because I stepped on his shoes. Bro, I'm really sorry that me and my friend couldn't stop laughing, kinda made your whole 'gangster' shtick seem a tad silly didn't it? Next time we'll just get all mad and aggressive so you can show everyone how 'hard' you are. O, and drinks are on us!

A tuesday-night..

@the savoy